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Repair the car: Reboot ? Engineer: An electrical ….

admin — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:59:31 +0000

Repair the car: Reboot ?

Engineer: An electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a software engineer are riding in a car when the car stalls by the side of the road. The electrical engineer says “Let’s strip down the wiring and try to trace where the fault might have occurred.” The chemical engineer says ” Maybe the fuel has become emulsified and is causing a blockage somewhere in the system.” The software engineer says ” Why don’t we close all the windows , get out , get back in , open the windows , then try it again.”

Where is English Channel? Teacher: Madhu, where i ….

admin — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:57:52 +0000

Where is English Channel?

Teacher: Madhu, where is the English Channel located?

Madhu: I know every channel of my television set in and out, Sir, I am sure there is no channel by that name.

Accident Insurance An insurance salesman is tryin ….

admin — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:57:52 +0000

Accident Insurance

An insurance salesman is trying hard to convince his client to sign up for a policy. Here is an excerpt of the conversation.

Insurance Salesman: You should buy an accident insurance policy.

Customer: Why?

Insurance Salesman: Why, just last week I sold an accident insurance policy to a fellow, and the very next day he broke his neck. We paid him $100,000. Just think, you could be that lucky!

Commanding position John is bragging to his frien ….

admin — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:57:52 +0000

Commanding position

John is bragging to his friends about his brother’s new commanding position. He says: “My brother works with 5000 men under him.”

“That is great. Where does he work?”

Proudly replies: “Mowing lawns in a cemetery.”

IT Industry Makes FilMs? What If IT Industry Ma ….

admin — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:57:51 +0000

IT Industry Makes FilMs?

What If IT Industry Makes FilMs?

SoMe FilMs Will Be

“Meri Disk TuMhare Paas Hai”,

“Java Wale Job Le Jayenge”,

“Do Processor Barah TerMinal”

A man lying on his deathbed A man lying on his ….

admin — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:57:50 +0000

A man lying on his deathbed

A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor. “I am going to die tonight,” and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three most trusted friends, you three of course, I am leaving 50,000 dollars in these envelopes. When I die you must come to my funeral and put the envelopes in my coffin with me.” The man handed the three men identical envelopes.

A day later they each received news that, that night the old man had died . So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfill his death wish.

Standing over the coffin one week later the pastor confessed, ” I can’t hide what I’ve done. I took 10,000 dollars from the envelope because the church needed to be painted.”

Then as he did so the doctor also started to fidget then finally confessed “I took 30,000 dollars from my envelope because the hospital needed a new wing.”

Ten the lawyer said plainly “You bunch of crooks! I wrote him a check for the full amount!”

Fax-Machine Manager: “Do you know anything about t ….

admin — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:57:50 +0000

Fax-Machine

Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”

Staff: “A little. What’s wrong sir?”

Manager:“Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”

Staff:“How did you load the sheet?”

Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”

How does a Scooter Run In an interview for a mecha ….

admin — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:57:50 +0000

How does a Scooter Run

In an interview for a mechanical engineer

Interviewer : How does a scooter run?

Candidate : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.

Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!

Candidate: Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp!!!

TrainSyam : I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. ….

admin — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:57:49 +0000

Train
Syam : I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : why?

Syam : Got upper berth.

Friend : why did’nt you exchanged?

Syam : there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.

Easy to Swallow? Paula, and her husband, Chris, ha ….

admin — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:57:49 +0000

Easy to Swallow?

Paula, and her husband, Chris, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying coming from the children’s room.
Rushing in, they found Tommy crying hysterically.

He had accidentally swallowed a 5p piece and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Trying to calm him, Chris palmed a 5p coin that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to remove it from Tommy’s ear. Tommy, naturally, was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father’s hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully – ‘Do it again, Dad!’